We have no idea what a “wango tango” is, but judging by KIIS FM’s Wango Tango 2010 at the Staples Center, it’s big: big enough to get Bieber, Usher, Kelly Rowland, Ke$ha, Ryan Seacrest and the Hoff into one room.
Kelly Rowland channels “Dinner with Gershwin”-era Donna Summer.
Bieber stares us down. We’re not scared of his blinding white pants and kicks. Just of his crazed fans.
Ke$ha for some reason sported a tattered monkey costume and accessorized with a mannequin head. We’ve stopped asking – or caring.
Ryan Seacrest looks like a drunk baby who’s weighed down by his diaper.
Jason Derulo‘s obviously been watching a lot of The Tudors – and come on, we’ve all been there.
Justin Gaston takes the “douche-neck” to horrifying new lows.
I guess when your name’s Tinsel Korey, you have a certain obligation to always bring the shine?
Further proof that Adam Lambert is ingenious: if his pants fall, the boots will stop them.
You were promised the Hoff. You’ll get the Hoff.
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