Swoon! It's KIIS FM's Wango Tango

By Sadie Stein | May 17, 2010 | 2:30pm

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We have no idea what a “wango tango” is, but judging by KIIS FM’s Wango Tango 2010 at the Staples Center, it’s big: big enough to get Bieber, Usher, Kelly Rowland, Ke$ha, Ryan Seacrest and the Hoff into one room.

Kelly Rowland channels “Dinner with Gershwin”-era Donna Summer.

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Bieber stares us down. We’re not scared of his blinding white pants and kicks. Just of his crazed fans.

Ke$ha for some reason sported a tattered monkey costume and accessorized with a mannequin head. We’ve stopped asking – or caring.

Ryan Seacrest looks like a drunk baby who’s weighed down by his diaper.

Jason Derulo‘s obviously been watching a lot of The Tudors – and come on, we’ve all been there.

Justin Gaston takes the “douche-neck” to horrifying new lows.

I guess when your name’s Tinsel Korey, you have a certain obligation to always bring the shine?

Further proof that Adam Lambert is ingenious: if his pants fall, the boots will stop them.

You were promised the Hoff. You’ll get the Hoff.

[Images via Getty.]