We have no idea what a “wango tango” is, but judging by KIIS FM’s Wango Tango 2010 at the Staples Center, it’s big: big enough to get Bieber, Usher, Kelly Rowland, Ke$ha, Ryan Seacrest and the Hoff into one room.
Kelly Rowland channels “Dinner with Gershwin”-era Donna Summer.
Bieber stares us down. We’re not scared of his blinding white pants and kicks. Just of his crazed fans.
Ke$ha for some reason sported a tattered monkey costume and accessorized with a mannequin head. We’ve stopped asking – or caring.