Taylor Swift Is a Genie and Also Probably the Tooth Fairy 

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Taylor Swift, pixie with an unusually conspicuous alter-ego who travels the world granting lavish wishes of birthday burritos, reportedly bought a pregnant and homeless fan a house. Via the Swift Life app, a fan named Stephanie wrote that, at a concert in Manchester, her mother made Taylor aware of Stephanie’s predicament. Why didn’t she bring this up earlier, Taylor allegedly asked:

“Stephanie, You’ve been in my life a long time and you’ve never asked me for anything. You could have reached out and I would have helped you. But you didn’t.”

Then she bought Stephanie a home.

What has Katy Perry ever done for you??? NOTHING.


Page Six has confirmed that missing person Artis Leon “Coolio” Ivey Jr. is still alive. He was allegedly found at a swingers club on March 19th in Las Vegas, Nevada. He is 54 years of age and appears to be in good health. He is also an alleged dick.

This information comes from adult film actress Lena Kelly, who claims that Coolio invited her to accompany him to a Naughty by Nature concert and then un-invited her as soon as he found out about her trans status:

“He literally, without even saying a word, went over to his boys, had a little huddle and one of his boys comes back to me and goes, ‘Coolio is not trying to have that image. He says you got to go.’
“I don’t want things to turn physical,” Kelly, who told us she’s in her “mid-20s,” recalled Coolio’s friend warning her.

Coolio is “not trying to have that image.” He has COOL in his name.

Coolio’s manager denies the incident and says that Kelly is trying to “demean his character.”


This is Remy Ma with Hi-Chews.


Elon Musk, wizard who struck awe in the hearts of Californians yesterday with a UFO scare, is also sparking dating rumors(!!) of a reunion with Amber Heard. TMZ witnessed a kiss yesterday, and although a source confirms the authenticity of the photograph, the person tells Us Weekly they’re not back together.