Before the ceremony, Tom reportedly treated guests to a bit of Shakespeare, calling out “Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?” to Dustin from a balcony.
Whether or not their first dance was to Des’ree’s “Kissing You” has yet to be confirmed.
[The Sun / Attitude]
Speaking of transatlantic romances,
Meghan Markle and Prince Harry were spotted smooching (or perhaps just necking—the photos aren’t that clear) at—where else?—a
charity polo match, which is one of those events I’m skeptical of actually existing, despite the plentiful paparazzi photographs and movies like
Pretty Woman that suggest otherwise.
Anyway, the lovebirds “were caught on camera Sunday sneaking in some PDA,” which you can view over at Page Six. In other news that suggests these two are actually gonna go the whole nine yards, Gossip Cop reports that Duchess Kate and Markle are probably getting along just fine.
[Page Six]
The girls are back in town.
- Miley Cyrus is promoting an album again, therefore she is sorry again. [Page Six]
- Scott Disick’s new model girlfriend is indistinguishable from his other ones. Even her name reads like a garbled version of someone else he’s dated. [People]
- Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey might get back together. [Celebitchy]
- Guess I’m gonna get a head tattoo now. [People]
- Here’s a feud we can use. [Gossip Cop]