On Thursday, eccentric billionaire and former boyfriend of Amber Heard Elon Musk, horrified all 3.2 million of his Instagram followers by posting a video of himself singing along to Johnny Cash’s “Ring of Fire” while sipping whiskey and roasting marshmallows around a campfire. The video is a true Lynchian nightmare, but there is a bright side to its hellish, unsettling imagery: it was published just in time for those of you still on the hunt for a Halloween costume.
Getting Musk’s look is simple, and can be done entirely on Amazon Prime! These are the only items you need.
A black long sleeve tee:
A pair of black jeans:
A pack of Kraft marshmallows (that you will eat in full by the night’s end):
A kitchen torch (for roasting ‘mallows on demand all night):
A set of two whiskey glasses (because you’ll almost certainly break one):
An MP3 of Johnny Cash’s “Ring of Fire” (played through your phone’s speakers on repeat):
This one size fits all Elon Musk mask:
And now you’re ready to scare the pants off all your friends by roaming around their Halloween party doing a little jig to an old Johnny Cash song while droning on and on about how AI will soon destroy us all! And because each of the items mentioned above is available on Amazon Prime, you’ll definitely have the look ready by Halloween.
Happy scaring!
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