Nothing says “I want my insides licked out” quite like the finest confections that money can buy. “I don’t know if that chocolate is fair trade,” you might say to your honey, as they’re eating, “but my asshole is and it tastes just as good.” Pinkies out, let’s take a trip to Assville.
“The anus that made Britain great!” is handmade and takes a little extra time to deliver, so order yours now if you want to let your partner know you want them to swing for a timeshare in Butt Town by Valentine’s Day. Remember, saying it elegantly is the best way to ask for a rim job. Or you know, just ask for a rim job and save some money on shipping. But this way you can tell your partner that they look so good with a face full of ass that it’d be a shame to just end that when the chocolate’s done, wink wink. You know what I mean? (The commenter who sent this in sure did.)
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