It’s Meghan McCain’s birthday, and I’ll cry if I want to.
On Wednesday, McCain’s co-hosts on The View, joined by drag queens Monet X Change and Nina West, celebrated her 35th birthday. She’s another year older, but is she any wiser?
In other festivities: McCain practically drooled over a video message from her “crush,” former House Speaker Paul Ryan, admitted she doesn’t know how to date in a post-MeToo society, and asked PETA to please come for her and the taxidermy bison head she apparently keeps in her living room.
GET JEZEBEL RIGHT IN YOUR INBOX
Still here. Still without airbrushing. Still with teeth.
