The Big Bang Theory is a CBS sitcom about a group of geeky adults that has run for 12 staggeringly long years. In that time period, it has attracted critical ire, many Emmys, and earned its stars million-dollar salaries. But now this show is dying and I, a pop culture critic with a heart made of onyx who has never even seen a single episode, have decided to watch the program weekly to pay my respects—and also roast it to death one last time.
Season 12, Episode 17: The Conference Valuation
Summary: Let’s just get this out of the way: there was no Joe Manganiello in this episode. I’m so sorry. But we do, sort of, see Howard and Bernadette’s babies, who I’ve previously surmised were nonexistent, or perhaps figments of the couple’s imaginations.
In this episode Penny, rich with power as head of a sales team for an anti-inflammatory drug (so rich with said power that she keeps employees past midnight regularly) goes to a pharma convention with Bernadette to, uh, get the word out about the drug? Or whatever the hell people do at pharma conventions? I saw Side Effects years ago and all I remember is Rooney Mara being hot and back-stabbing in it, apologies. At the convention a rival pharma bro tries to recruit Penny, he even has an offer ready to give her, but Bernadette is all, “hell no, not without a fight.” Here I thought there was going to be some high-stakes bidding scene over Penny’s worth, but Penny just says she’s good with the company she’s at and leaves with Bernadette. Boring!