Watch the Mustachio'd Trailer for Murder on the Orient Express 

With the trailer, we get a glimpse at the rest of the high-caliber cast—Judi Dench, Penelope Cruz, Leslie Odom Jr., Willem Dafoe, Johnny Depp, Michelle Pfeiffer, Daisy Ridley, Josh Gad—while Branagh’s supposed Poirot muses, “There is something about a tangle of strangers pressed together for days with nothing in common but the need to go from one place to another and never see each other again.” Somewhere the creepy ghost of Hitchcock nods sagely.

Judging by the accompanying music and sort of neon lettering, the odds are very good we’ve got “Agatha Christie, but SEXY” on our hands.