In anticipation of Wednesday night’s Real Housewives of New York premiere (Season 9, if you’re counting), this week’s DirtCast is a celebration of all things Bravo—but mostly Real Housewives and Vanderpump Rules. Along with our guest Mariah Smith, who’s an associate producer responsible for research at Watch What Happens Live!, we discuss our favorite franchises, tag lines, and which of Lisa Vanderpump’s restaurant is best for a Senator’s secret liaisons.