Why Are So Many Miss America Winners from the South?
LatestIf you haven’t been paying attention, the newest Miss America of 2013, Mallory Hagan, lives in Brooklyn. But before you get to reeling from the notion that the epicenter of “all things ironic and progressive” could produce something so quaint, so old-fashioned, so retrograde, take comfort in knowing that she’s actually from Tennessee, by way of Alabama. Whew. That makes more sense. You know, the South, where tradition holds on tighter than a pair of Spanx? After all, as Hagan’s Brooklyn neighbors pointed out, “We don’t believe in beauty pageants.”
A New York Times op-ed piece titled “The Ugly Side of the Southern Belle” probes further when it contends, “Next to winning college football titles, beauty contests seem to be something young Southerners do particularly well. “The modern Southern belle,” the sportswriter Frank Deford once said, has “long been the Pageant ideal.” But why?” Shall we? Hint: The reasons aren’t always as pretty as a picture.
But first, a few facts:
From 1921, when the contest began in Atlantic City, through World War II, only one woman representing a former Confederate state won the competition. Then, beginning in 1947, when a woman from Memphis earned the top honor, the fortunes of Southern contestants rose precipitously. From 1950 to 1963, seven southerners were crowned (each served the following year), including back-to-back wins by Mississippians in 1958 and 1959 – though southerners made up only one-fifth of the possible winners.
Wikipedia lists back-to-back-Mississippi winners in 1959 and 1960, not ’58 and ’59, as stated in the op-ed, but that quibble aside, what possible reason could there be for a high concentration of women in the South knocking it out on the Miss America stage?
In 1987, a Southern Magazine piece asked the same question:
Only the vain or foolish will ask a mirror, or some other dangerous implement, who’s the fairest of them all. The question at hand is why so many southern women ask that question, and why they hear the desired answer so often. Southern magazine placed this intriguing matter in novelist Beverly Lowry’s capable hands. Her September cover story works from the confounding statistic that eight of the 10 semifinalists in last year’s Miss America pageant were from the South.
The answers were as elusive as the Southern mystique the rest of the country apparently finds so intoxicating.
“They’re professionals,” observes a northern contestant. That may be — the 1986 Miss America, Mississippian Susan Akin, was a veteran of 50 contests before she won the big one. And the South has more beauty pageants. “Agriculture is probably one reason,” Lowry writes of the fruit bowl of festivals southern women vie to be queen of — “the ancient tradition of celebrating the harvest through ritual ceremony.”
A beauty contestant’s adviser named Mary Francis Flood had this answer:
“Our girls have a beautiful gait.” (Desirable walking, incidentally, varies with the pageant. “USA,” Flood says, using the insider shorthand, “likes a looser walk than America.”)
Another pageant exec said it all boiled down to Southern pride:
“The South honors womanhood. The South is proud of its girls. And it is proud of their culture.”
Are lasses from the South better-looking, more charming, better walkers? We’ve all heard loads of anecdotal lore about the appeal of Southern women, from Georgia “peaches” to the lookers of Texas, found, for instance, in Hank Williams Jr.’s assertion that “the best lookin’ women that I’ve ever seen/ Have all been in Texas and all wearin’ jeans.”