Your Annual Reminder That the Founding Fathers Were a Bunch of Slave-Owning Racists (Or Slavery Apologists, or Slavery Compromisers, You Get the Picture) and That They Sucked!!!! By Jack Mirkinson | July 4, 2019 | 2:01pm Splinter Copy to clipboard × Copy Link Facebook Reddit Bluesky 0 Happy Fourth. Join the discussion... Keep scrolling for more great stories.