30,000 Monkeys Are Wreaking Havoc on India's Capital
LatestCreatively speaking, humankind has put a lot of energy into speculating what could happen when chimps take over the world (there have been — what? — a billion Planet of the Apes movies made by now?), but, as it turns out, it isn’t the non-human apes that we should be focusing on, but their rat-faced monkey brethren. The threat isn’t even hypothetical: Monkeys are literally overrunning cities right now.
Half human, half raccoon (that’s science!), monkeys are expert thieves and bullies. They’ll punch and bite people. They’ll take food out of your hands and trap you in your home. This kind of monkey terrorism has become a particular problem in Delhi, India’s capital city, where the monkey population (rhesus monkeys, in particular) is estimated to be at least 30,000.
As James Tapper writes for the Globalpost, “It’s hard to over-emphasize this point: India’s rhesus monkeys are derelicts. They regularly steal food, alcohol, glasses, medical equipment, and clothes. They even break into cars.”