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Miles Teller as Rooster in “Top Gun: Maverick” — 69/10

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Miles Teller as Rooster in “Top Gun: Maverick” — 69/10
Photo: Paramount/Everett Collection

What can I say?? It’s literally just... a work of art worthy of the Louvre. Impeccable in length and girth, neatly groomed, with a playful mid-part. And, as Collins emphasized, like RDJ’s ‘stache as Iron Man, Teller’s has a charming everyday quality to it: “For guys, he doesn’t feel too polished, he’s not like a nepotism baby. They see him pulling it off and think, ‘I can do that!’”

Before donning the above mustache for Top Gun: Maverick, and consequently stealing the show and rendering Tom Cruise irrelevant, Teller was just another YA heartthrob, a mid-2010s Jacob Elordi if you will. Now he’s the face of a movement—and a very sexy face at that.

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