Donald Trump has a real estate portfolio worth billions of dollars and a vocabulary containing hundreds of words. One of his favorite words is “beautiful,” and he uses it to describe virtually everything he likes.
It seems Trump calls a few distinct categories of things beautiful: things he owns or feels like he owns (his hotels), things that make him money (Miss Universe contestants), and things for which he cannot be bothered to find a more apt positive adjective (air). Have a beautiful time.
- Air
- America
- American tax dollars
- An article Ivanka wrote
- Australia
- Babies who caught autism from vaccines
- Bill Rancic’s baby son
- Briarcliff, NY, location of one of his golf courses
- Some cake
- A card Dana Perino sent him
- Carly Fiorina’s face
- A cancer-stricken girl named Vanessa who was trying to reach 100K followers on Twitter
- Claudia Jordan
- Colts Neck, NJ
- A “common touch”
- Doonberg, Ireland
- Donald J. Trump brand apparel
- Donald J. Trump brand apparel
- Donald Trump’s apparel line, available now at Macy’s
- Donald Trump’s apparel line, available now at Macy’s
- Donald J. Trump brand ties and shirts
- Donald J. Trump brand suits, ties, shirts, and cufflinks
- Donald J. Trump brand shirts and ties, over which Donald Trump once was forced to kick an ass
- Donald Trump for President shirt
- A door on the imaginary wall between America and Mexico he’d build if he were the President
- Easter
- The Ed Sullivan Theater
- Former Miss Venezuela Monica Spear
- Former Miss Alabama USA Katherine Webb
- Former Miss Universe Olivia Culpo
- Former Miss Canada Sahir Biniaz
- Former Miss USA Rima Fakih
- Former Miss California USA Carrie Prejean
- Fountains outside of Donald Trump’s Atlantic City hotel
- Future location of one of his hotels
- “Girls (women)“ in the 2014 Miss USA pageant
- Some golf course
- Some golf course
- Some golf course
- Some golf course
- Some golf course
- Some golf courses
- Some golf courses
- His grandson Spencer
- These hotels
- Iowa
- Iowa teens
- The Irish coastline
- Ivanka
- Ivanka
- Ivanka
- Ivanka
- Ivanka and her husband, noted New York City slumlord Jared Kushner, as a couple
- Ivanka Trump and his current wife Melania TOGETHER
- Jewelry his wife sells on QVC
- Kathleen Sebelius’s blue eyes
- Lake Norman
- This lighthouse
- The large marble slabs with which he would theoretically replace the 12 inch marble tiles at the United Nations
- A letter from Joe Paterno’s son Jay
- His longtime executive assistant Norma Foerderer, who passed away in 2013
- Lolo Jones
- The location of the Trump building in Chicago
- Mar-a-lago
- Megu restaurant
- Melania Trump
- Melania Trump
- Melania Trump
- Melania Trump
- Melania Trump’s QVC-exclusive Melania Trump Timepieces & Fashion Jewelry Collection
- Miami
- Miss Universe
- Miss Universe
- Miss Universe pageant
- Miss Universe pageant
- Miss Universe pageant contestants
- Miss Universe pageant contestants
- Miss USA
- “The models”
- “My women”
- The old New York Times building
- Playboy Playmate of the Year Branden Roderick
- A picture Taylor Swift sent him
- A young “piece of ass”
- Property Donald Trump owns in Ireland
- Property Donald Trump owns outside of Philadelphia
- Property Donald Trump owns in North Carolina
- A quality Jeffrey Robinson’s book Trump Tower has
- Real estate
- Reducing taxes
- Rick Santorum’s family
- Rooms in the Trump hotel in Miami
- Rooms in the Trump SoHo
- Scotland
- Scotland
- Scotland
- Scotland
- Scotland’s coastline
- Swimsuits featured in the Miss USA pageant
- Somerset County
- A standing ovation
- Suits
- Downtown Toronto
- Trump Toronto
- The Verrazano-Narrows Bridge
- The view from his office
- Websites Donald Trump could and has built
- A woman murdered by an undocumented immigrant
Everything is beautiful. Nothing hurts.
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