In today’s edition of Tweet Beat, Anna Kendrick’s Invisalign is the Miley Cyrus of Invisaligns, Lena Dunham and Mandy Moore send support to Sen. Wendy Davis , and Chris Brown goes on a long rant about an alleged hit-and-run in which he speaks in the third person.
Sound crew made this label for my Invisalign case. So now it’s badass. pic.twitter.com/8fw6NkcGAX
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) June 25, 2013
Body in NYC, heart with @WendyDavisTexas today as she stands up for women on the #txlege senate floor. Thank you Wendy! #SB5
— Lena Dunham (@lenadunham) June 25, 2013
In awe of @WendyDavisTexas ‘s leadership as she stands for women and filibusters #SB5 ! GO WENDY!! http://t.co/oQWVFQ8jn6
— Mandy Moore (@TheMandyMoore) June 25, 2013
It’s not a hit and run if u get out the car, exchange information (who has NO DAMAGE to either cars).This is really ridiculous
— Chris Brown (@chrisbrown) June 25, 2013
I have a valid drivers license and I gave the woman the right info. She saw cameras and wanted to make a scene.
— Chris Brown (@chrisbrown) June 25, 2013
She contacted the cops thinking of a payday from Chris Brown when I followed the proper procedures.
— Chris Brown (@chrisbrown) June 25, 2013
My lawyers will be contacting you. I will not stand for this bullying and yellow journalism!
— Chris Brown (@chrisbrown) June 25, 2013
If you hate what Snowden has done…“The further a society drifts from truth the more it will hate those who speak it.” ― George Orwell
— Mark Ruffalo (@Mruff221) June 24, 2013
Nelson Mandela….one of the most incredible men to ever walk this earth!!! Sending prayers up to the Heavens for you! #AngelOnEarth
— Rihanna (@rihanna) June 25, 2013
A Seattle farmer is raising pigs by feeding them scraps from his pot farm. So get ready for a B.L.T.H.C!
— Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome) June 25, 2013
My cat is mad at me 🙁
— James Deen (@JamesDeen) June 25, 2013
Why is July 15 important? It’s the day Twinkies return to grocery shelves. You don’t think that’s important??
— R.L. Stine (@RL_Stine) June 25, 2013
Our long national nightmare of protecting every citizen’s right to vote is over! #SCOTUS
— Danny Zuker (@DannyZuker) June 25, 2013
Everyone has an annoying friend. If you don’t have one, it’s probably you. xD lol
— Ricky Martin (@ricky_martin) June 25, 2013
The frisson of a new summer dampened by the sight of a toe ring.
— Carrie Brownstein (@Carrie_Rachel) June 25, 2013
So you know when U write to some1 and end sentence w/ “.” but it doesn’t seem nice enough so you add “!” but then seem too excited
— Tyra Banks (@tyrabanks) June 25, 2013
I find it shocking that a kid in a Von Dutch hat never made a 2005 parody of th song 1985 and uploaded it to early YouTube/Albino Blacksheep
— Tavi Gevinson (@tavitulle) June 25, 2013
that @MIAuniverse video I just RT’d is the platonic ideal of what I want my lifestyle to look like
— Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) June 25, 2013
�� �� �� �� �� �� HOW has it NEVER occurred to my to do ☝this before? #OddlyPleasedWithMyself
— Retta (@unfoRETTAble) June 25, 2013
I’m gonna subtweet about my Amish boyfriend SO MUCH. #WinningSubTweets
— Jean Option+5 Grae (@JeanGreasy) June 25, 2013
Do not. Do not. Do not have a smart phone and ask me for directions.
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) June 25, 2013
“You seem quite happy—does this mean you’re not going to write another novel?” the journalist from Le Monde asked me on Friday afternoon.
— Bret Easton Ellis (@BretEastonEllis) June 25, 2013
Correcting someone’s grammar on Twitter is like going to a kindergarten play and critiquing the second act.
— Damien Fahey (@DamienFahey) June 25, 2013
Gotta love when graffiti is positive and legible. pic.twitter.com/WBRLvqT3Wm
— josh groban (@joshgroban) June 25, 2013
I CAN’T KEEP UP WITH ALL THE SCANDALS, CAN SOMEONE GIVE ME A LIST OF WHAT TO BE MAD ABOUT
— Aziz Ansari (@azizansari) June 25, 2013
Post-racist? Post-feminist? Ha! Post-nothing, USA!
— Mona Eltahawy (@monaeltahawy) June 25, 2013
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