Attention, Ladies: You Better Shave or Really Charming Men Won't Fuck You
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Ladies, throw out your Lady Bic shavers and get ready to Yeti because it’s No Shave November! Also known as Movember, the yearly event encourages people to grow out their hair to raise awareness about prostate cancer. Did I say people? Sorry, I meant men, because you see, the no shaving part, that’s not for women, this made-up month is strictly dickly. Silly women, thinking you can not shave and still be considered a worthwhile human being, did your period make you CRAZY?
The whole backlash was started when this idiot @FillWerrell (it’s a Will Ferrell Parody account, more on this in a minute) tweeted “Girls who participate in No Shave November will also participate in No D December.”
Uh, thank you?