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celebrities > dirt-bag Arianators Beg Madame Tussauds to Melt Ariana Grande's New Wax Figure
By Joan Summers May 28, 2019 | 3:00pm
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celebrities This Week In Tabloids: Elisabeth Moss and Tom Cruise Begin Their Scientology Mating Ritual
By Joan Summers May 22, 2019 | 8:00pm
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celebrities This Week In Tabloids: Priyanka Chopra Jonas Demanded A Retraction Because She's 'Very Much In Love'
By Joan Summers May 15, 2019 | 5:00pm
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celebrities This Week In Tabloids: #FreeBritney Isn't an Illuminati Conspiracy. It's a Capitalist Tragedy!
By Joan Summers May 8, 2019 | 8:30pm
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celebrities This Week In Tabloids: Does Scooter Braun Require Us Weekly to Airbrush Justin Bieber's Paparazzi Photos?
By Joan Summers May 1, 2019 | 6:00pm
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celebrities This Week In Tabloids: Kris Jenner Is Further Proof That the Illuminati Are Capitalists!
By Joan Summers April 24, 2019 | 5:30pm
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celebrities This Week In Tabloids: Remember When Blake Lively & Ryan Reynolds Got Married On A Plantation?
By Joan Summers April 17, 2019 | 4:17pm
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celebrities This Week In Tabloids: Beyoncé is Allegedly Releasing Surprise New Music in an Attempt to Ruin My Life (Again!)
By Joan Summers April 10, 2019 | 4:30pm
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celebrities This Week in Tabloids: Princess Diana's Ghost Possessed Meghan Markle's Unborn Child to Enact Revenge on Duchess Camilla?
By Joan Summers April 3, 2019 | 5:43pm
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celebrities This Week In Headlines: Celebrity Body Language Experts Claim Jennifer Lopez Staged Her Engagement?
By Joan Summers March 27, 2019 | 4:00pm
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celebrities This Week In Tabloids: Currently Accepting Conspiracy Theories on the Demise of Taylor Swift's 'Girl Gang'!
By Joan Summers March 20, 2019 | 5:30pm
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celebrities This Week In Tabloids: Megyn Kelly's Desperate Comeback Plan Involves an On-Camera Duel With Donald Trump?
By Joan Summers March 13, 2019 | 8:24pm
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entertainment > tv-entertainment Did The Real Housewives of New York Premiere Prove It's the Only Good Show About Women?
By Joan Summers March 7, 2019 | 2:17pm
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celebrities This Week In Tabloids: MTV Is Reviving Celebrity Deathmatch Just in Time for Lady Gaga & Jennifer Aniston's Cover Showdown!
By Joan Summers March 6, 2019 | 5:00pm
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celebrities This Week In Tabloids: Is Meghan Markle a Class Traitor?
By Joan Summers February 27, 2019 | 8:00pm
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celebrities This Week In Tabloids: Jennifer Aniston Asked Brad Pitt To Be A Character Witness Against Angelina Jolie?!
By Joan Summers February 20, 2019 | 5:30pm
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celebrities This Week In Tabloids: Are Justin & Hailey Bieber Proof That Heterosexuality Should Be Illegal?
By Joan Summers February 13, 2019 | 8:30pm
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entertainment > tv-entertainment The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 9 Premiere Makes a Strong Case for Class War
By Joan Summers February 13, 2019 | 4:15pm
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celebrities This Week In Tabloids: Where In The World Is Wendy Williams?
By Joan Summers February 6, 2019 | 5:30pm
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celebrities This Week In Tabloids: Can You Imagine Mariah Carey Watching Someone Pee On You?
By Joan Summers January 30, 2019 | 10:00pm
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celebrities This Week In Tabloids: Wait, Did Kris Jenner Make Kim Kardashian Her Horcrux ?
By Joan Summers January 23, 2019 | 6:00pm