• latest Pope Says You'll Get into Heaven Faster if You Follow Him on Twitter By Laura Beck July 18, 2013 | 3:30am
• latest Meet Evie, a New Candidate for World's Cutest Vegetarian Kid By Laura Beck July 18, 2013 | 2:30am
• latest Cashmere, Beetee, and Wiress Looking Good in Latest Catching Fire Promos By Laura Beck July 18, 2013 | 1:30am
• celebrities > dirt-bag Brad and Angelina Might Rent an Entire Cruise Ship for Their Wedding By Lindy West July 18, 2013 | 12:30am
• latest We're All Eating the World's Greatest Sandwich for Dinner Tonight By Laura Beck July 18, 2013 | 12:15am
• latest Michael Caine Is One of Mia Farrow's Favorite ‘Husbands' By Meher Ahmad July 17, 2013 | 11:30pm
• latest The Random Polish Pedestrian Playlist By Laura Beck July 17, 2013 | 11:10pm
• latest Super Cool Dad Defends Daughter's ‘Keep Jesus Out of My Vagina' Poster By Katie J.M. Baker July 17, 2013 | 10:50pm
• latest How Many Seconds Can You Make It Into Today's Most Annoying Song? By Madeleine Davies July 17, 2013 | 10:30pm
• latest A Brief and Ridiculous History of the Bro-Choice Movement By Katie J.M. Baker July 17, 2013 | 10:15pm
• latest The CTFD Method Is the Greatest of All Parenting Trends By David Vienna July 17, 2013 | 9:45pm
• latest How to Make Your Own Dumb $120 Kanye West Tee for Almost Zero Dollars By Madeleine Davies July 17, 2013 | 9:30pm
• latest ‘Honey Boo Boo' Watch ‘N' Sniff Cards: We Try and Guess the Stink By Tracie Egan Morrissey July 17, 2013 | 9:15pm
• latest Virginia Republican Campaigns to Outlaw Blow Jobs and Buttsex By Erin Gloria Ryan July 17, 2013 | 9:00pm
• latest Massive Dragon Skull Is the Best Game Of Thrones Promo Ever By Dodai Stewart July 17, 2013 | 8:45pm
• celebrities This Week in Tabloids: An Invite to Ogle Angie's Post-Mastectomy Boobs By Dodai Stewart July 17, 2013 | 8:30pm
• latest Mayor Admits to Harassment, Will Speak at Sexual Assault Benefit By Callie Beusman July 17, 2013 | 8:10pm
• latest Dog Destroying Shadow Is an Inspiration to Conquer Fear and Self-Doubt By Laura Beck July 17, 2013 | 7:30pm
• latest Overworked? Unwind in a Club that Resembles a Terrifying Fever Dream By Erin Gloria Ryan July 17, 2013 | 7:10pm
• latest Hey Juror B37, It's Time to Shut the Fuck Up By Madeleine Davies July 17, 2013 | 6:50pm
• latest Vogue Dedicates Spread to Daft Punk By Jenna Sauers July 17, 2013 | 6:00pm