Meet Evie, a New Candidate for World's Cutest Vegetarian Kid

Meet Evie, she’s as adorable as she is confused. Oh, Evie. Your innocence is precious, and I want to hug chickens with you (if that’s not too creepy) (or even if it is?). Of course, when the parents get involved you kinda expect it to segue into a Meet Your Meat screening, but fortunately it does not. Because meeting your meat is depressing as hell, and I’m just trying to watch a super cute kid talk about chickens over here. Coo Coo Cachaw!