Bill Cosby’s Lawyers: Every Woman Who Testified Is a Phony, Lying Slut Out for Money
LatestNORRISTOWN, Pennsylvania—Almost nobody was spared in the Bill Cosby defense team’s scorched-earth closing arguments. They attacked the accuser, Andrea Constand; her mother, Gianna; law enforcement; all five women who also testified saying Cosby had drugged and sexually assaulted them; and even some unnamed “movement” that sure sounded like #MeToo but was never specified. The only person spared—in fact, held up as something close to sainthood—was their star witness. To hear the defense team tell it, almost every person who testified is either a liar or a schemer or a slut—except for Marguerite “Margo” Jackson, who testified that Constand once told her she could make up a fake sexual-assault claim for money against a famous person.
The day started, like in the last trial, with an appearance by Cosby’s wife for closing statements. Camille Cosby and her husband walked into the courthouse together, but they entered the courtroom separately. He came first, and Camille Cosby after, smiling, escorted by by Cosby’s PR team. Camille Cosby walked up to her husband, had a short exchange with him, and they kissed. Then she took a seat in the first row behind the table of defense lawyers.
The defense team split their closing arguments, First, came a broad overview from lawyer Kathleen Bliss, who did all the attacks except those on Andrea Consatnd. After about 50 minutes, defense lawyer Tom Mesereau took over, going over in detail the defense’s argument that Andrea Constand is a liar who just wanted money. He called the settlement with Cosby, “one of the biggest highway robberies of all time. Mr. Cosby got conned, big time.”
Here’s a rundown of the various ways the defense team attacked the credibility of those who testified for the prosecution:
Gianna Constand
Bliss said Gianna Constand was “either an angry mother or a co-scammer.” She also called Gianna Constand “evasive” and “phony” for not telling people she had recorded their phone calls Bliss called back to the sound of Gianna Constand’s voice in her recorded phone call with Cosby, questioning why Gianna Constand sounded so polite on the phone.
“Listen to that tone of voice. It’s sweet. It’s the kind of voice that wants concert tickets. Is it really the voice of someone who tells you from the stand that she was so angry the day before that her eyeballs were going to explode,” Bliss said. “It’s like Dr. Jeckyl and Mrs. Hyde.”
Cosby was worried about extortion, Bliss said, and Gianna Constand proved those fears right.
“Mr. Cosby stopped calling Andrea,” Bliss said, “and she was going to make him pay for it.”
The other five women who testified against Cosby
Bliss referred to them as “the cast of five accusers” before taking on each one individually.
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