[Us Weekly]
Johnny Depp is married to a smuggler. Well, a smuggler/actress. In April,
smuggler/actress Amber Heard smuggled their two Yorkshire terriers, Boo and Pistol, “into Australia on a private jet” she presumably bought with her dog smuggling money, and the Australian courts aren’t having any of it.
Heard, who was visiting Depp as he filmed the upcoming installment of “Pirates of the Caribbean,” has been charged with two counts of illegal importation and one count of producing a false document. She faces a fine of up to $200,000 or up to 10 years in prison.
What if smuggler/actress Amber Heard goes to an Australian prison for dog smuggling? How often would Johnny visit?
[Page Six]
At last night’s ESPY Awards,
Ben Affleck gave a speech about someone who
“broke [his] heart a hundred times, if not more.” But he wasn’t getting ready to present Jennifer Garner with the
Amy Dunne Award for Achievement in Marriage. He was introducing
Derek Jeter.
Affleck continued:
“He broke it again when he retired because he was absolutely one of the very best to ever play the game of baseball. So to you, Derek Jeter, I tip my hat and thank you for every last moment of your incredible career.”
Hey, I have a question. What are the ESPYS?
[People]
- Here’s what Kourtney, Kim, Khloe, and Rob look like in American Crime Story. [TMZ]
- “No one seems to want her to succeed.” – Diplo on Madonna [Billboard]
- Meanwhile, I just want Madonna to stop calling people #RebelHearts. [Instagram]
- Scott Disick canceled another club appearance. [Us Weekly]
- R. Kelly will probably perform at Iggy Azalea’s wedding. -_- [Billboard]
- Nicole Wallace was fired from The View because she didn’t know enough about celebrities. [Deadline]
- Scarlett Johansson is good at hiding. [Page Six]
- Jennifer Lawrence says she doesn’t “pay attention” to tabloids right after giving PLENTY of details about her recent headlines. Hmmmmmmmmmm….. [E! Online]
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