Chris Christie Refuses to Be Ignored at Next Debate, Will 'Go Nuclear'
Politics
Chris Christie—unrequited lover of Bruce Springsteen, Governor of New Jersey, and Republican presidential candidate—has a hungry heart. Ignored during his party’s first presidential debate, he was deprived of the opportunity to tell us his dreams and aspirations. But he won’t be silenced again, oh no. Next time this bad boy is “[going] nuclear” if he’s not given his due attention.
August 31 was Christie’s third appearance on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon, during which he detailed the extent of the slight, explaining that he was ignored for 20 questions in a row during the debate:
“If I get to like 15 questions in a row—count ‘em at home—they’re gonna go ‘uh oh, he’s going to go nuclear now.’”
Totally, Christie. Love that figurative language you’re working with.