Comment Of The Day: Lohan Diet Is Slimming, Utterly Disgusting

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Today Michael Lohan was arrested once again on domestic violence charges as part of his deep commitment to helping us cut calories and save a ton of money. AndPreciousLittleOfThat says:

Dear Lohans,
Thank you. Honestly, I mean that from the bottom of my heart. Due to your continued awesomedisgustingness, I’ve saved $2548.90 in lunch money due to lost appetite since 2005.
Keep up the good work!
Yours,
aPLoT

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