Today we learned about a mom who’s suing her daughter’s preschool for setting back her academic career.
Glass knows of a preschool that ensures your tot will gain entry to an Ivy League College:
Here at Mrs. Thornwood’s Pre-School for Children of Exceptional Breeding, we specialize in preparing your child for entry into only the most exclusive and pedigreed Ivy League institutions. We follow a specially designed program to maximize your toddler’s curriculum vitae that includes:
-One on one career counseling with your toddler from a nationally accredited career advisor.
-Daily snack time which includes gourmet crackers and juice prepared by a Master Chef and a full staff of Chef de partie.
-Nap time overseen by Dr. Lawson, our Harvard trained sleep specialist.
-Daily story time read by James Earl Jones and Sir Anthony Hopkins and stories custom written for our facility by JK Rowling.
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