For those unacquainted with Cleveland and its surroundings, Northeast Ohio’s Eastside suburbs are basically the Erewhon of the state. For instance, The Cleveland Scene described the neighborhoods Swift and Kelce visited as the “kind of places where wealth is abundant and babies are born with fully funded 529 accounts just in case they don’t get a lacrosse scholarship or decide to forego higher education altogether to pursue dressage full time.” As someone who grew up about 100 miles west: accurate!
Now, while it may seem soon for a couple with just two years under their belts to be on the market for a new mansion, they’re filthy rich. I note this fact with only minimal envy. Frankly, I’m thankful that I don’t have the financial freedom to make major investments with someone I’m in love with. According to sources, however, Swift and Kelce have been “talking about the future a lot” lately. “They’re more in sync than ever,” an “insider” told People. “There’s no pressure between them, but they’re very aligned on where things are going.”
I guess those things are going to Ohio? To each their own.
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- Kid Rock, Theo Von, and Vince McMahon all walk into Hulk Hogan‘s funeral…[Us Weekly]
- Beyoncé thinks Mama Tina posts too much. [Just Jared]
- Dr. Terry Dubrow has taken particular offense to Jamie Lee Curtis‘ comparison of plastic surgery to “genocide.” Meanwhile, I’m particularly offended that she can use that word so liberally for everything but the actual genocide in Gaza. [TMZ]
- All is well with Francis Ford Coppola after a medical procedure that was first reported as an emergency. [People]
- Goody! There’s a chance that Howard Stern will soon be off the air. [Daily Mail]
- Matt Smith has joined the Star Wars universe. [The Hollywood Reporter]
- Still haven’t seen Hamilton? Still don’t find it cringe yet? Good news! The movie version will play in theaters on September 5. [Variety]
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