Dolly Parton Was in a Car Accident, But Calm Down, SHE'S OKAY

Perhaps you will find solace in the fact that Shia tweeted this photo for an upcoming film, “Charlie Countryman,” and not solely to hurt you. But the film does come out next month, and he is obviously going nude, so the hurt is there regardless. Just give yourself time to heal, all right? It’ll all be OK. Probably.

Whatever, man. No shame there. If you’ve got it, let it out. Dude is literally named THE BEEF. [Fishwrapper] [Twitter]

“Today soda companies are using you and other celebrities to convince young people that drinking soda is hip, sexy and rebellious,” the letter says.

…The letter tells Katy Perry that she is teaching kids that if they drink Pepsi they can “be cool like Katy Perry” and they should “‘Live for now’ — and worry about the health consequences later.”

It goes on to remind her of her popularity with “teens and tweens” and urges her not to corrupt them by selling them soda.

Follow-up idea: Petition soda companies to make their products less delicious. [BuzzFeed]

• Oh, also Katy Perry‘s W cover leaked. [LifeFiles]
• This guy paid $100k for a Bieberoplasty. [ABC]
• Here’s Taylor Swift‘s new song, which she wrote with Jack Antonoff. [JustJared]
• OMGZGZZ, Charlie Hunnam has BROKEN HIS SILENCE about 50 Shades!!! Basically he’s like, “Yeah, I just wanted to not do that.” [E!]
• Chloe Grace Moretz looks amazing but of course she also looks fat and stupid, I guess, because #fashion. [E!]
• Cee-Lo says he is “not guilty” of Ecstasy. He is, like, complacent at most. [TMZ]
• Here is Vin Diesel with no shirt. [People]
• Here are some “hunks” with “wacky haircuts.” [E!]
• Ivanka Trump wants you to look at this baby. [E!]
• People complained about no “Cracklin’ Rosie” during Neil Diamond Week (there are only SO MANY DAYS IN A WEEK, YOU KNOW?), so here you go. Don’t say I never listen to you.