Douchebag Writer Wants You To Know Why He's Awesome To Date


1. He’s already Googled you. 2. He will write about your idiocy. 3. He’s totally smarter than you. 4. His job will always be more important. 5. All his drama is fun! (Yes, ladies, he’s totally single. And conservative!) [RockMyCar]

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