In need of quality patriotic explodables but not sure where to get them?
The folks at Buzzfeed put together a map explaining where you can buy fireworks legally in the good old US of A. Check out that giant spark shower over Texas! With the amount of legal and powerful explosives they’re peddling down there, they may as well call it “The Lone Arm State.”
I’ve never had the misfortune of getting in a fireworks-related accident, but once my cousin had a Black Cat explode in his hand, and I guess it was pretty hurty. Any of you have good fireworks-gone-awry stories?
US Fireworks Laws by State [Buzzfeed]
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