Famously Single Jennifer Aniston Seems To Be Getting Laid

By Dodai Stewart  |  June 7, 2011 | 1:00pm
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Since a single woman’s love life is everybody’s business, we have been informed that Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux were each other’s dates at the afterparty for the MTV Movie Awards on Sunday, where she was seen adjusting his tie. He kissed her and rubbed her cheek. Then she leaned into him and he rubbed her neck. He continued to look at her adoringly, and they smooched all through the night. Later, on their way out of the party, he grabbed her booty. Then they went home and boned. Okay, that last sentence isn’t part of the story at the link, but come on. It’s obvious. [Us Magazine]

Sweet, demure Anne Hathaway shoved the butt of a gun into the eye socket of an actor on the set of The Dark Knight Rises. It was a mistake. She got a bit carried away while staging a fight and gave the poor guy a black eye. Scary/impressive. [Contact Music]

Hold on to your ovaries: The handsome and charming Colin Firth just got more swoon-worthy. The actor is credited as one of four authors of “Political Orientations Are Correlated With Brain Structure in Young Adults,” published in the scientific journal Current Biology. Neuroscience! I swear my uterus just moved. [ONTD via E!]

Even though Salt only made about $118 million in the US (on a budget of $110 million), the international box office was nearly $300 million. And so: There will be a sequel. Angelina Jolie will sign on “if it comes together right.” I love watching Angie kick ass, but the wigs in the original flick were so bad. Get RuPaul on the phone before you move forward, guys. [Cinema Blend]

  • Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart can’t keep their hands off of each other. Kisses! Hand holding! Giggling! Flirting! In public! [E!]
  • Lily Allen has hired a 12-year-old DJ to spin at her wedding this weekend. Can we still say spin? Okay. Ted Lavender, aka Ted At The Controls, will spin. He says: “I do a lot of practicing in my bedroom and I don’t get nervous, except at the beginning. But mostly it’s just really exciting when the crowd gets going. Lily’s really nice and I’m looking forward to really rocking her party.” But Ted is not interested in becoming a DJ full time: “I want to be an antiques dealer and I’ll probably do DJing at the weekends.” [Contact Music]
  • The premiere of Paris Hilton‘s new reality show on Oxygen had terrible ratings, and an insider says Paris blames the network, because the show didn’t air at the correct time. (It actually did.) But we all know the truth: No one watched Paris’s show because no one cares. Harsh yet accurate. [PopEater]
  • Intensely Thought-Provoking Headline Of The Day: “Justin Bieber‘s Earrings: Cool or Corny?” [OMG!]
  • Ed Westwick got drunk and acted like an asshole but he is still Lord of my Loins. Poetry emotions. Earl of Hottenham. [Page Six]
  • Justin Long and Olivia Wilde are “just friends,” and you know what that means. [Gatecrasher]
  • Natalie Portman supports gay marriage. [Contact Music]
  • Here are Jessica Simpson, Jessica Alba and their manfriends strolling through the Yale campus. [People]
  • “He actually can be a very, very nice person with a good heart. But I think he was just acting like a jackass for a while.” — Katie Couric on Donald Trump. [AOL TV]
  • “If you’re in good health, age is just a number. I’m consistent; when I was 20 I was dating 20-year-old girls and now I’m 85 I’m still dating them. We have lots in common. A very similar sense of humor. I can’t foresee having a happier relationship than this one in the years ahead for me.” — Hugh Hefner. [Contact Music]

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