“Is this the face of presidential ambition?” asks Wizard of Oz scarecrow Steve Doocy. “Somebody has launched a new website for [Hillary Clinton], showing off this glamorous new face. Facelift, prehaps? Well, that’s fueling rumors about her run for president in 2016, but her aids say it’s simply a way for her fans and the media to reach her.”
Yes, this is sexist and frustrating, but doesn’t it also make you want to laugh in Steve Doocy’s face? Not only is the before photo that supposedly proves her facelift from the middle of the exhausting Benghazi hearings and the after photo a photoshopped headshot, but the poor babies at Fox News are just so damn desperate to make a ripple they’ll try anything. Thirsty, irrelevant muhfuckers, I almost pity them. Almost.