Here's the Creepy Industrial Formula for Making 'Natural' Simply Orange Juice
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You know Simply Orange? That juice that’s like Tropicana but more simple? You know, from the earth? Well, turns out, it’s not made by a snowy-haired grandpa in an orchard of yesteryear, or squeezed betwixt the toes of some poly-questioning hippies who canvas for medical marijuana in their free time, it’s made by the Coca-Cola corporation in a dank industrial park. And it’s not simple at all. It’s tricking you. Adam Clark Estes at the Atlantic Wire is positively poetic about the whole thing, so I’ll let him take it away: