How Manscaping Cost England The World Cup
LatestThe Daily Fail knows why England’s World Cup hopes were crushed yesterday when it lost 4-1 to Germany: forward Wayne Rooney waxed his chest before the game.
Quoth The Daily Mail, “Did this flirtation with personal grooming account for his loss of powers, just as it did to the once superhuman Samson?” Another England player, Frank Lampard, was widely mocked for being photographed with his chest and armpits waxed. (At the time, the paper had wondered in agony, “What’s next, Frank, mascara?”)