Hypocrite Oprah Won't Even Pose With a Real-Life Lion
LatestFans of Oprah’s magazine, O, may be disappointed to learn that this month’s cover, in which the celebrated queen of daytime urges her readers to face their fears, is nothing more than a photoshopped lie. Facing her own fears, apparently, is not a part of Oprah living her best life.
The Daily Mail has spent countless hours analyzing reader reactions to the news that the cover is a forgery and they’ve come to a rather unsettling conclusion: readers’ reviews are mixed, with some upset that Oprah had a man in a lion suit (more on that in a second) stand in for an actual lion, and some saying that Oprah’s safety is the only thing that matters. Those fans must be delusional, because if Oprah’s telling you to face your fears, she should be facing her own, too — whether that’s hugging a lion or sending me a million dollars in the mail and hoping that I do some good with it.
But Mark, you may be thinking, Oprah has already accomplished so much! Is it really that important for her to pose with a lion? Hasn’t she done enough? And to you I answer, NO! It’s never enough. There is always new terrain to tread upon and if Oprah really wanted to face her fears, she would have sent out the true magazine cover, the one of her cuddling a man in a lion suit.