I Would Bone Henry Cavill, But Only as the Witcher
Season 2 of the Netflix series is good, but Cavill as Geralt of Rivia is where it's at.
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Netflix’s first stab at a fantasy epic comparable to Game of Thrones arrived in 2020 in the form of The Witcher, adapted from Polish author Andrzej Sapkowski’s book series of the same name. The first season, saddled with all the trappings of a problematic fantasy jaunt, premiered to a sarcastic golf clap from critics and eye-rolls from the stans. While I initially pressed play on Season 2 out of sheer boredom (and because I’m sick of watching School of Chocolate), I stuck around for the soft core porn that is Geralt of Rivia, and not at all for Henry Cavill, the objectively hot man/actor who plays Geralt.
There are many heroic characters like Prince Eric, Hercules, and even Spidey that juice my jammies, but actors like Henry Cavill leave me drier than a cobb-webbed crypt. Cavill is too pretty, his hair too coiffed and muscles too defined. He’s so attractive in a heteronormative sense that he and his chiseled jaw were cast as Superman. Despite being hailed as all sorts of eye candy, I don’t want to have sex with Cavill because his features are perfect, leaving me feeling more insecure than primed for a hot rod.