Iowa Sorority Girl Gets Slizzard, Pees On Floor of Yogurt Shop, Inspires a Nation
LatestJestine Rands didn’t think she’d become a hero to thousands when she got drunk on Saturday night, but the hard-partying sorority leader, already tore up by 7pm, had her whole life changed when she did something many of us only angrily fantasize about. That’s right, she let loose a stream of golden piss onto the floor of an Iowa City yogurt shop called Yotopia.
The Smoking Gun reports that the yogurt shop—which prides itself on being Iowa City’s “Original FroYo”—was unamused by Rands’ performance, calling the cops and having the 20-year-old arrested for her actions. According to cops at the scene, Rands “smelled of booze,” was “slurring her words,” and had an empty flask on her person. Her eyes were also “bloodshot and watery,” suggesting that Rands had probably had a pretty good evening. She also tried to tell officers on the scene that her license was her friend’s, but they didn’t believe it.