

I was under the impression things were already over between Dina Lohan and her internet boyfriend, but it appears now things are REALLY over. What a journey it’s been for us all.
According to Page Six, Jesse Nadler, an alleged “ladies’ man” whom Lohan met online but never IRL, officially broke up with her on Monday night. “It’s over,” he told the tabloid. “Broke it off.” His explanation re: the split is…interesting:
Jesse Nadler confirmed to Page Six that he and Lohan have split, just days after he proposed to her over Facebook. Although Lohan initially said “yes” to getting married, Nadler told us she became “moody” and that their relationship went up and down after he popped the question.
I am confused—over the weekend, Nadler told The Blast that he dumped Lohan “after she went off on him over a Facebook photo he posted of a friend’s book,” and yet Page Six says they didn’t officially break up until last night? And also, these people were dating for five years, and they never met? And then split because of Facebook? Love is a mystery, especially when it seems completely fabricated to keep at least one party’s name in the headlines.