It's Sandwich In A Can!

Mark One Foods has taken the liberty of giving people what they want —and in this case, what they want is a “quick & tasty” hot dog bun, fast food packets of jam and peanut butter, and a Laffy Taffy thrown in for kicks — or, possibly, as your ‘dessert’.

Someone please write a snappy theme song for this product immediately so that the children of future generations may bond over its existence as soon as they reach their jaded 20s.