Jesus Saves (on Easter Candy and Plastic Grass)
LatestJesus died for our sins — so we better make ’em worth it. There’s no better way to honor the heavenly bodies rising (from the heavens?) than by binging on bulk bins filled with wax-chocolate bunnies the size of toddlers. GOD BLESS.
While other people might tell you what Easter candies to avoid, we say look at this list and do the exact opposte — pound those Peeps and Palmer’s Peanut Butter Cups, dive into some Dove White Chocolate Eggs, and bankrupt Brach’s ear wax jelly beans. BUT WAIT — don’t go nuts quite yet.