Jon Stewart's Megyn Kelly Takedown Is So, So Good
LatestFox News sure is determined to fight this War on Christmas, huh? Currently on the front lines, we have Gretchen Carlson who is just furious about a Festivus pole that’s on display at the Florida State Capitol (as someone whose non-religious family never really celebrated Christmas when I was growing up, I am thrilled by this — THRILLED) and Megyn Kelly who stumbled into controversy the other night when she insisted that both Santa and Jesus were white, which is an absolute historical fact — assuming, of course, that we’ve redefined “historical fact” to mean “the idiotic bullshit Megyn Kelly makes up on the spot.”
As the actual day of Christmas grows closer and closer, it seems like all of these arguments in its defense (seriously, defense against WHAT?) have grown more and more nuts. Ah, well. Leave it to the Daily Show to make delicious, funny CHRISTMAS lemonade out these crazy Fox News lemons.