Fox News sure is determined to fight this War on Christmas, huh? Currently on the front lines, we have Gretchen Carlson who is just furious about a Festivus pole that’s on display at the Florida State Capitol (as someone whose non-religious family never really celebrated Christmas when I was growing up, I am thrilled by this — THRILLED) and Megyn Kelly who stumbled into controversy the other night when she insisted that both Santa and Jesus were white, which is an absolute historical fact — assuming, of course, that we’ve redefined “historical fact” to mean “the idiotic bullshit Megyn Kelly makes up on the spot.”