Kate Winslet's Crush On Guy Pearce & Emmy Gossip Galore!

By Dodai Stewart  |  September 19, 2011 | 1:00pm
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Kate Winslet looooved Guy Pearce‘s acceptance speech, with the “insertion” innuendo and sex talk. “I was thrilled!” she “squealed.” “I’ve had a crush on Guy since I was 11 years old!” [E!]
The cast of Mad Men were supposed to get up and start shooting at 7am today, but they were all out partying late last night, and will probably still be giddy tomorrow, so Matthew Weiner is already calling it a “wasted” day. [AP]
Mad Men‘s January Jones didn’t make it to the Emmys, since she just gave birth, but her costar John Slattery says: “Her baby had his fingers crossed, she told me that.” [HuffPo]
Charlie Sheen made and earnest and awkward speech at the Emmys in which he said, “From the bottom of my heart I wish you nothing but the best for this upcoming season. We spent eight wonderful years together … and I know you will continue to make great television.” Because the only thing worse than spewing bullshit about “winning” is forcing people to be part of your new humble, solemn and sober recovery program. [Contact Music]
In this picture, Charlie Sheen and his ill-kempt hairpiece look like they are trying to leech the life essence from Ashton Kutcher. [HuffPo]
Damn, Paz de la Huerta. That lipstick. That hair. Red carpet fail. [Daily Mail]
Sofia Vergara on the Emmys red carpet: “You want to talk about my figure? I love talking about my figure!” When asked what she was wearing beneath her body-hugging dress, Vergara quipped: “My K-Mart underwear! Do you like?” And! When asked about her diet, the actress declared, “I like guacamole.” [E!]

When Elizabeth Taylor‘s jewelry goes on sale in December, David Beckham plans on splurging on a little something something for wife Victoria. Not that Liz had any “little” sparklers. [Contact Music]

America doesn’t have enough misogyny, so Mark Wahlberg is working hard on getting an Entourage movie made. “We’ve been talking about the movie non-stop. That’s the goal.” [Extra]

Is there a couple more wonderful than Ryan and George Gosling? [Contact Music]

John Mayer‘s got a granuloma on his vocal cords, and has to cancel some upcoming singing engagements. He writes on his tumblr, “This is a temporary setback, though I’m not sure how long or short a period of time it will be. I’ve got the best doctors in the country looking after me and I will be singing and touring again as soon as I get the all clear.” [One Forty Plus]

  • James Franco has, like, five minutes of downtime today, so he’s decided to direct the film Child Of God, based on the Cormac McCarthy book. [Contact Music]
  • Stephen Colbert will have Radiohead on his show in a special hour-long episode, airing September 26. [AP]
  • Ron Weasley celebrated his birthday in Las Vegas with a giant cake and lots of candy, and you were not invited. [Contact Music]
  • Shudder: Dr. Conrad Murray‘s legal defense team plans to claim that Michael Jackson drank intravenous drugs. [London Evening Standard]
  • What you have secretly suspected all along is actually true: Nicolas Cage is a vampire. [Crushable]
  • Smoke a cigarette in front of Cloris Leachman, and she will smack you upside the head. [Page Six]
  • Barf: Christina Milian allegedly ordered a salad, took a bite, and found a wad of already-chewed gum in it. [TMZ]
  • The plot of the new Batman movie is a secret, a riddle wrapped in an enigma, so Christopher Nolan is sending actors scripts wit pages missing. [Contact Music]
  • Aaron Sorkin broke his nose writing… but not with cocaine. [Digital Spy]
  • The Kardashians do not actually hate Kris Humphries, despite what Us and Star reported last week. Weird, we thought that rumor was actually true. [Gatecrasher]
  • “Mr. Timberlake would like us to make it clear that while he might write songs about putting things in boxes, he never has and definitely doesn’t make a habit of taking any photos of them and sending them. Ms. Kunis would like us to add that while she is a fan of the song, she does not have nor has ever had photos of any male parts in her possession.” — A PR person with a sense of humor. [Just Jared]
  • “I have Halo: Reach. I have a complete addiction to that game. It is sick. I play online mostly and (other gamers) have no idea. They make fun of my gamer tag too because it is funny. They are all a bunch of guys and it is clear that I am a girl so they make fun of my name, and they have no idea they are making fun of me.” — Megan Fox. [Showbiz Spy]
  • “No matter where you are, the image of one out of a group being a female looks normal and I think that would explain why, let’s say, on a board when they get to one or two women they feel like ‘OK, we’re done.’ Because that is normal… I think that can apply to tenured faculty, top law partners, certainly to Congress. Only 16 percent of Congress is women. So, what we need to do is … raise the consciousness of the people in the decision-making process so they actively think about having women.” — Geena Davis. [ONTD]

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