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- Happy Hump Day!By Dodai StewartAugust 1, 2012 | 8:00pm
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- Kathy Griffin Divulges the Real Secret to Pulling Off a Hollywood AffairBy SplinterJuly 25, 2012 | 11:30pm
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- Comment of the Day: Let's Split This Ballpark Frank Evenly Among UsBy SplinterJuly 25, 2012 | 12:30am
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- Lena Dunham and Lea Michele's Friendship Becomes Twitter OfficialBy SplinterJuly 24, 2012 | 11:30pm
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- Idiot Newspaper Declares Same-Sex Marriage Announcements Aren't Fit to PrintBy SplinterJuly 24, 2012 | 7:40pm
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