An unnamed man trying to take part in a World Naked Bike Day race in England was ordered to suit up and go home after organizers discovered that he was just way too excited to ride for a healthier environment. Like way too excited. Are you catching my drift here, or should I be more explicit? Okay, he had a boner.
Organizers noticed the man was aroused before the race started and pulled him aside to have a conversation about what is and isn’t appropriate at the event. While I can’t imagine his erection was the only one (this is why my philosophy is ‘never go to a nude beach’), it was the most prominent one at the time and was viewed as harassment, which sounds right. Whether the man was trying to make others feel uncomfortable is uncertain, but anyone thinking about taking part in any type of naked event should really think about how easily they get aroused before promenading out and about with no clothes on. (The event does not require riders to be naked, by the way.)