Meet Prince Nikolai Stroganov III, the Cat Who Only Drinks From Porcelain Bowls

If I could trade spots with this cat right now in a Freaky Friday type situation, I’d do it in a goddamned heartbeat. All laying around naked all day with the heat turned up — living the dream! Plus, he’d probably be really good at blogging and you’d all be like, “More Prince Nikolai Stroganov III! More!”