I think I did seven takes on just my name because it was “too emotional.” I go, “Is the too much emotion in the ‘Oprah’ part or the ‘Winfrey’ part?”
Apparently, it wasn’t just her own name she declined to say with 60 Minutes’s requisite lifelessnes, but she was also told she had “too much emotion” in her voice while reporting out stories. “So I was working on pulling myself down and flattening out my personality — which, for me, is actually not such a good thing,” she said.
If I were a producer at 60 Minutes, and I had hired Oprah Winfrey, I would want the Oprah Winfrey, a woman known for the unrepentant and very loud enthusiasm she reserves for literally every celebrity who has ever walked this godforsaken planet. I would not want some drab, emotionless approximation of Oprah Winfrey, a soulless version who has never once been meme-ed for her exuberant declaration of love for bread.
Needless to say, I am not a producer at 60 Minutes, but merely a person who has spent the last 20 minutes trying to say “Oprah Winfrey” out loud in her own apartment using as little emotion as possible. I have failed at that task. I guess Oprah and I have that in common.
[The Hollywood Reporter]
I suppose I could snark on
Kylie Jenner’s birthday tribute to
Travis Scott, but I’ve been marathoning
Younger for the last week and I think it’s making me a nicer person. Anyway, it seems they are very much in love, and possibly boning without protection:
Are they actually married now? Does anyone know? Do I even need to know? Probably not, but do let me know if they are, so I can send them a nice gift.
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- Leonardo DiCaprio’s ex, Erin Heatherton, is over $500,000 in debt, which TBH is pretty relatable. [Us Weekly]
- Toni Braxton’s niece, Lauren Braxton, has died at age 24. [Hollywood Life]
- Soulja Boy has been sentenced to jail time after violating his probation. [TMZ]
- Kate McKinnon may or may not be leaving SNL. Go be free, Kate! Flee the sinking ship! Tell Colin Jost to eat dirt! [Page Six]