The Presidential race is getting pretty horse-racey in the waning days before the election, and both candidates and their running mates are furiously touring Ohio, Florida, and Colorado trying to convince people to vote for them. Today, Paul Ryan included an hilarious new bit of jokemaking in a speech to donors at a private fundraiser — one about how the so-called “War on Women” is made up. Tomorrow it could be a war on left handed dudes! AMIRITE, CHECKBOOKS?!