Pear-Shaped Ladies Destined To Have Crappy Memory

Dr. Diana Kerwin tells CNN:

“The fat may contribute to the formation of plaques associated with Alzheimer’s disease or a restricted blood flow to the brain.”

Just tell it like it is, Dr. Kerwin. My fat ass is affecting my brain. JUST SAY IT.

“Obesity is bad, but its effects are worse depending on where the fat is located,” Kerwin says. Ugh. Being pear-shaped is… Um, there was something else to complain about, but I forget.

Study: Body Shape Affects Memory In Older Women [CNN]