It seems like PornHub is everywhere these days. On your iPhone, your iPad, your Chromecast and on billboards. It’s on Youtube with a hot single crooned by porn stars (thanks for all the press releases, PornHub) and now it’s finished it’s first song competition, where real people wrote real songs in order to win real money from the PornHub team.
Now that PornHub has its own record label (which will probably feature a lot of slow jams and those CDs they used to sell at sex stores of just people moaning over cellos and shit), the site enlisted the help of T-Pain and Scott Storch (who produced a good part of Paris Hilton’s debut album) (which I loved, BTW) to find the first two hit songs that would serve as the site’s anthems. Because that’s what people are really looking for when they visit PornHub — Anthems! And not at all HotSexYYTenNSWildTimeWithDADDDY.