Prince Andrew is Testing the Royals' Playbook For Scandal

When stories about royals’ sex lives filter all the way down to us now, it’s not necessarily because they were true—it’s that they were practically radioactive in their relevance. At one point, rumors circulated that Henry VIII had had an affair with Anne Boleyn’s mother, as well as her sister, making their relationship borderline incestuous. But everything to do with their marriage was vexed by questions of legitimacy, since Henry broke with the Catholic Church to make it happen. During Boleyn’s trial, there were also accusations of incest with her brother, George, who was also tried for treason, quite clearly part of the royal effort to discredit Boleyn and ultimately get rid of her, so Henry could move on to the next of his many wives.

Whether a royal’s actions prompt fallout or controversy, written off as the prerogative of rank, is often a matter of the wider context of the era.

Another example is James I, who was known for his close attachments to young men. From the Guardian:

All his life, James was in thrall to handsome young men, from his cousin Esmé Stuart, whom he made Duke of Lennox in 1581, to Robert Carr, later the Earl of Somerset, and George Villiers, Duke of Buckingham. Soon after his marriage, James was being called in Edinburgh “a bougerer, one that left his wife all the night intactam [untouched]” and in 1624, when he was dying, he wrote to Buckingham calling him “my sweet child and wife”.

Certain important episodes in James’s life become explicable as assignations or attempts at blackmail. In the so-called Gowrie conspiracy of 1600, what was James doing, going off alone – a king, alone – to a remote chamber with the handsome, 20-year-old Alexander Ruthven? His story of going to meet a stranger who had treasure was not believed in Edinburgh, and neither gold nor stranger ever turned up.

Following the childless and unmarried final Tudor, James I was the first Stuart, meaning his legitimacy as king wasn’t clear-cut, exactly the type of situation when undermining rumors flourish. What made those young men important is that they were “favorites”—advisors with a great deal of influence on the king, and therefore vectors of power who tended to attract ambient anxiety about the monarch like tar pits trap dinosaurs. But James managed to keep a lid on things; the dynasty didn’t run into real trouble until his son, Charles I, whose contentious relationship with Parliament eventually cost him his throne and his head.

Perhaps the most famously hedonistic court was that of Stuart successor Charles II. His reign was known as the Restoration, because it followed a period without a king (after his father lost the English Civil War). He’d spent the intervening years exiled to France, broke; once upon the throne, his lifestyle as king earned him the title of the “Merry Monarch.” The public implications of the debauchery at Charles’s court were complicated: On the one hand, it was yet another way of reasserting immense royal power, a loud statement that the days of Oliver Cromwell and his buttoned-up Commonwealth were over. Sure, Charles took an incredible number of mistresses partly because he was a horndog of absolutely titanic proportions, but it also helped foster a larger image of opulence, which is a way of demonstrating power. But there was also a great deal of pushback against what was seen as the gross immorality of the Restoration court—which ultimately played into the problems for his successor, James II, who was deposed in favor of the very Protestant William and Mary. That’s because it played into anxieties about the religious regime of the day.

These broader narratives still determine how various royals’ misbehavior is received. Prince Harry’s partying has generally been seen as a charming laddishness, granting him a forbearance that allowed him to skate through both naked photos from Las Vegas and a Nazi costume. Prince Charles, on the other hand, never could quite play his cards in a way that harmonized with his public image. Part of why the love triangle between him, Diana, and Camilla blew up so massively was that he got caught saying things like he wished he could be reincarnated as Camilla’s tampon and take up permanence residence in her body. It was the specific, unkingly tawdriness of his affair, even more than the simple fact of the affair itself, that set the tone for the Windsors’ awful early 1990s.

Prince Harry’s partying has generally been seen as a charming laddishness, granting him a forbearance that allowed him to skate through naked photos from Las Vegas and a Nazi costume.

And Prince Andrew has long been an embarrassing figure for the family; the tabloids called him “Randy Andy,” thanks to his parade of girlfriends before and after his wife Fergie. (He was also dubbed “Air Miles Andy” after he infamously took a $5,000 helicopter ride to travel a mere 50 miles.) He’s always had an inclination to the playboy life, but he doesn’t actually have the fortune in his own right to carry it off—primogeniture and that long-lived mother strike again—which has added up to a public image as the sort of man who chases both skirts and billionaires in a similarly unseemly manner. His association with Epstein falls perfectly into this existing narrative in a way that bodes very poorly for him.

Yet Andrew is also a clear favorite of his mother, hence Buckingham Palace’s repeated firm denials as well as his recent attendance at church services in her company at Sandringham. And, when you have a system based on the inheritance of privilege by birthright, it’s hard to cast anyone out for immorality. If you can effectively fire someone from being a royal, what’s a royal, anyway?

But Andrew is so far removed from the line of succession that, beyond the current queen’s fondness for her son, the “Firm” only has to manage his impact on the crown—they don’t have to fully rehabilitate him for an eventual ascendance to the throne. And one big player is absolutely not an ally: Charles has been concerned about Andrew’s judgment for years. Vanity Fair royal correspondent Katie Nicholl wrote:

According to one source, Prince Charles is less than happy that the royal family has been dragged into such a tawdry story.

“Andrew welcomed Epstein at Windsor Castle, Sandringham, and Balmoral at different points during their friendship, which led to tensions between him and Charles,” according to the source. “Charles has disapproved of quite a lot of Andrew’s friends and acquaintances over the years, and Epstein is no exception. I was told he was very concerned about the friendship for a long time and saw it as a disaster waiting to happen. This story isn’t going away, and no one knows what will come out next.”

Charles has been pushing for a slimmer-line royal family for years, anyway, arguing the focus should shift to himself and his children and their families, pruning the tree and operating without all the cousins. This is one of Charles’s savvier positions, and any further tabloid covers about his brother’s Epstein connection just adds fuel to his fire. Andrew is already at the absolute bottom of the royal popularity power rankings; he received a merely 21 percent positive response from interviewees in a recent YouGov poll.

Perhaps the better lesson from the Epstein story is the ways in which the American elite operates like an aristocracy. The aura of power leads to an expectation of bad behavior, even as it’s disapproved. Harvey Weinstein was allowed to operate as he did for so long because his power’s ugly exercise seemed, almost natural. The rich are different; the royal occupy a different plane.