We’re clear on which Orange Is the New Black characters we’d hang with IRL: Poussey, Taystee and Nicky are unequivocally at the top. But who’s worth risking 25 to life on a crime spree?
They’re all in prison, so the real answer is no one, because we would never engage in criminal activity, what is wrong with you. ***Stop here if you haven’t watched all of Season 3, or proceed at your own risk.
While we still don’t know what crimes Poussey or Crazy Eyes are in for, we now know the criminal back stories of inmates like Chang (<3), Flaca, Nicky, Leanne and Norma, the hippie mute murderer.
The only way to find out who’d be your partner in crime is to take this quiz.
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