Brittaney is an impossibly needy, aging former porn star, who is beginning to crack under the pressure of not getting enough alone time with Bret, despite efforts involving a thong and a striptease that, in her words, proved she’s “acrobatic and knows how to have a good time.” She had an opportunity to win one of the V.I.P. passes that Bret was distributing during a trivia game, but he was drunk, so he ended up just picking the three girls he thought are the hottest. One of these girls, Natasha, is the only African-American girl on the show, and Brittaney insisted that she only got a pass because of some kind of affirmative action. She then started crying — to the best of her Botoxed ability — at the idea that people might think she’s racist, because her “grandfather is black.”
